All you conservative souls who are waiting until May to celebrate your mother might as well forget it - Shauna Sand already has the "Mother of the Year" title in the bag. No one else should even bother. This is a fresh start after all - her alleged sex tape is so 2009. By the way, Shauna has not one, not two but three daughters (with the brilliant Lorenzo Lamas)! Either these poor little girls will follow in their mother's footsteps (which does look challenging - lucite can be very slippery), or they will rebel by turning into the frumpiest bitches around. Details on her awesome interpretation of motherhood from Paper magazine, via Celebslam: Shauna: I've been walking in them for so long. I was a ballerina, so my balance is amazing and I'm used to being on my toes in point shoes. But I also think my stilettos are quite deceiving because they're so comfortable. I have three daughters, who are almost nine, 10 and 12 and even when my kids were like, two, they were able to walk in the stilettos. They're really not that high because they have a platform so once you get used to them, they're so easy to walk in. [Wearing stilettos] is like exercising without exercising. When you wear them, you're actually working your legs and your butt and you can get beautiful muscle definition.]
Seeing this photo brings me back to my childhood. My mom used to dress like this, except her outfit was made of macrame. We'd go to the grocery store together and I'd get to pick out whatever I wanted - and then strange men would offer to pay for our entire cart of food! Then they would follow us home, where mommy and her new friend would have "nap time." Oh, wait - I'm still thinking of Shauna. Oops.
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