It's a Paris Hilton parody! Wait, my bad - it's an actual commercial. Whoops. When is Paris going to realize the only person who's entertained by her brainless flouncing around is Doug Reinhardt - and that's because she pays him? Here's a little somethin' somethin' from Litely Salted:
[Normally when I think of beer, I think "That stuff that
tastes like piss and doesn't have nearly enough alcohol in it." I do not,
however, think of stupid spoiled whores, but apparently someone does because
Paris Hilton is peddling this crap down in Brazil. Unfortunately, they're
pretty pissed about it, and not just because they have to see Paris Hilton's
butterface all over the place. To be honest with you, I was offended by the ad
too. Not because I thought it objectified women or anything, but because there
is no way anyone finds Paris Hilton attractive. Now, maybe if the crowd was
holding up pitchforks, torches and crosses this ad might be believable, but
unless those glasses are full of penicillin, I'm not buying it.]
Citizens of Rio are up in arms over the racy ad. Paris has even been accused of "giving blondes a bad name." Oh, that ship sailed looong ago - but let's press on. One unnamed source claims the commercial is responsible for devaluing women, especially blonde women. Once again, I think Paris pretty much has the corner of this market covered - so much so that it's probably listed in her stock portfolio.
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