* Seth Green is engaged! I wonder if Robot Chicken will be his best man? ~ People Magazine* Tiger Woods says "no way" to the use of his image on PETA billboards. He's animal enough! TMZ
* Jessica Simpson eats cockroaches as part of her new reality series on beauty. Gross - but still tastier than John Mayer. ~ Us Weekly
* The Rolling Stones unearthed four new tracks from their epic album, Exile on Main Street. They were hiding under Mick Jagger's wrinkles the whole time! ~ The Daily Mail
* Kevin Jonas received a lecture in a grocery store, from his wife, on Valentine's Day. I'll bet he's so glad he stuck to that "waiting for marriage" thing. ~ Crazy Days & Nights
* Joan Rivers earns my respect with her awesome Victoria Beckham smack-down. Wicked and righteous! ~ D-Listed
[Photo Credit: Seth Green, looking sly.]
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