* The least surprising news, ever. ~ Backseat Cuddler
* Madonna and Jesus Luz may be over, but she still has a link to Brazil in the form of nuts. Coconuts, that is. Both types of juice help keep you young! ~ Lainey Gossip
* This is what happens when orange spray tans, fake boobs and (alleged) steroids unite in unholy matrimony. ~ Bitten & Bound
* A former 'tween singer gets a lot of auditions due to how "accommodating" she is to producers. Yep, the casting couch still exists! ~ Crazy Days & Nights
* Blake Lively ate at In-N-Out after the Grammys. Will wonders ever cease? ~ Ted Casablanca's The Awful Truth
* In more exciting news, have you been introduced to the "secret menu" at In-N-Out? It's amazing! The protein-style burger is totally the way to go. It sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not. ~ Badmouth
* American Psycho is being turned into a musical. I do not want to be in the front-row for that experience. We have no good dry cleaners where I live. ~ The Los Angeles Times
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