* Charlie Sheen will be charged with a felony for threatening his wife with a knife on Christmas Day. Yep, it's another Charlie career high! ~ Bitten & Bound* Apparently Madonna and Jesus Luz are still together. I guess that headlock was really effective. Have you seen her arms? ~ Perez Hilton
* Tim Robbins has allegedly been having a secret long-term affair with Meg Ryan. Call it the years of living dangerously... with plastic surgery. ~ Celebitchy
* Kristen Stewart and Orlando Bloom hooked up at the Sundance Film Festival? Aw, no they didn't! No, really - they didn't. ~ Gossip Cop
* Jon Gosselin is trying to use his kids as bartering chips with TLC. Just when you thought he couldn't get any classier... ~ Radar Online
* Linda Hamilton, the fourth ex-wife of Avatar director James Cameron, thinks her ex-husband is a sack of shit. She also appears to still be wildly in love with him, proving just how rigorous the filming of The Terminator must have been. ~ The Daily Mail
* Eighteen year old Jamie Lynn Spears has dumped baby daddy Casey Aldridge, in favor of a "well-to-do" business man 10 years her senior. Because she hasn't done enough to fuck up her Disney image. ~ Star Magazine
A quick reminder that Panty Line Press is currently posting Mondays thru Fridays. See ya back here Monday, Feb. 8th. I'll have the blow by blow description of the cat fight I'm praying will break out between Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian at the Super Bowl! My money is on Kendra - girlfriend is street smart.
[Photo Credit: It's Kendra, in body paint! The "outfit" that launched two reality shows and thousands of boners.]
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