How will this be spun? No one leaves Madonna - Ms. M does the leaving, bitches! Details, via Crazy Days & Nights: [I wish I could get excited about this story. I'm sure lots
of you get excited about Madonna and Jesus, but I don't. Like most children,
Jesus decided that he and mom Madonna didn't have anything in common and that
he needed to go out on his own. In other words he broke up with her. Who cares?
I didn't even know they were still going out. The only thing this relationship
was good for was trying to turn every story into some biblical joke. Did anyone
think they were going to get married? Last I checked there were about 30 sites
all talking about this breakup. Meh. Call me when he starts dating Lourdes.]
Weren't those two supposedly trying to have a baby together? Next thing ya know, Jesus is hightailing out of Madonna's life. Maybe she is preggers! Perhaps Luz got cold feet at the thought of becoming a daddy at 12 23. A few more details, courtesy of The Daily Mail:
[Madonna is reported to have split from her 'toy boy'
boyfriend Jesus Luz. The Brazilian model is said to have ended the relationship
with the 51-year-old star because of the 28-year age difference and their busy
work schedules.
A source told the Chicago Sun-Times newspaper the split was initiated by 23-year-old Luz. 'It was not only totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split,' the source told the paper. Luz is also reported to have realised their lack of mutual interests did not suit a long-term relationship.]
I'm sure Madonna is already on to her next publicity stunt conquest. Everything happens for a reason - and absolutely nothing happens without Madge's permission.
[Photo Credit: Breaking up is hard to do!]
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