Replace "Bud Light" With "Patron Tequila" And We Are ON!

February 3, 2010 by
Jenna Zine

It's a countdown to the Super Bowl - and the glut of beer commercials are beginning to hit the airwaves. No one but a frat boy already passed out in his own vomit would agree to strip for the mere joy of a Bud Light - but, for an ad, it's pretty damn funny. Really, my only interest in the Super Bowl this year is whether or not Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian will get in a cat fight. Now that I would watch! Details, via the Miami New Times: 

[You can't even host a Super Bowl in Miami anymore without it having some shallow reality teevee flair. Yes, two of the E! channel's favorite buxom bimbettes will almost assuredly be in the stands at Sun Life Stadium come February 7.

That's because Saints star Reggie Bush has been notably tapping the famous assets of Keeping Up star Kim Kardashian on and off for years now. While former Girls Next Door and current solo show star Kendra Wilkenson moved out of Hugh Hefner's Viagra-riddled sex dungeon and into holy matrimony with Indianapolis Colts player Hank Baskett earlier this year.] 

That's right, Miami - count me amongst the reality "teevee" loving dregs! Those who live in coconut rum houses with fake breasts can not afford to throw stones. Bring it.

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