I'm sure you've heard about Robert Pattinson's infamous Details magazine interview by now. You know, the one where he claims to be afraid of vaginas? It's obviously an elaborate ruse to throw us off the "scent" of his romance with Twilight costar, Kristen Stewart. That or he's decided to step into the ring with interview shock-pro, John Mayer. And it appears to be working - Robert has thrown a lot of folks off track with his claim that he fears the vag. Here's the infamous quote from Details magazine: ["I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas. But I
can't say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot , so you kind of get
the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six
hours...Thank God I was hungover."]
I think he actually had his face buried deep in those models all damn day, but didn't want to get in trouble with Kristen. All I know is that Pattinson is in the big leagues now - he's said something that he'll never, ever live down. Welcome, Robert!
[Faux movie poster credit: From Worth 1000 via Agent Bedhead. His avatar doesn't know what vagina is...]
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