Because Joe Simpson really hopes that you did! As you know, unless you haven't been anywhere near a computer in over a year, Jessica Simpson has been having a really difficult time garnering positive press. It's been ages, it seems, since things lined up in Jessica's favor. Whose responsibility is it to turn things around? Bring in Joe - father, saviour, manager. Jessica was recently seen flirting with Oscar nominee, Jeremy Renner (The Hurt Locker). Convenient maneuvering or genuine connection? Details, via Crazy Days & Nights: [The headline kind of sounds like a fairy tale doesn't it? Go
ahead and take away all the pain that Jessica Simpson has had over the past few
weeks by having daddy plant a story about Jessica flirting all night with
Jeremy Renner at a cocktail party. It is funny that this story just happened to
pop up on the Thursday before the Academy Awards. You know, right before Jeremy
hits the red carpet and probably gets asked by each reporter about Jessica
Simpson. That Joe Simpson is a crafty guy. I don't know if you have noticed it
or not, but look at all the still photos you see from Jessica's new show. Each
is credited to Joe Simpson which means he was right behind her or in front of
her, or looking down her top the entire time.
Jessica might not be invited to
the show, but now she is sure to get some press from it. I wonder what Charlize
Theron thinks of this whole thing. Uh huh.]
I think Jessica is quite cute. She may not be the brightest bulb, but she's sweet. Her intentions are generally good. I can't say the same for Joe - on any level. What I'm getting at is this - maybe the flirtation was the real deal. No reason why it couldn't be. Then again, so much of it has Joe's fingerprints (read: manipulation) all over it. Really, the best thing that could happen to Jess regarding men would be to kick her dad out of her life. Then she'd be free to make her own damn choices.
[Photo Credit: Jessica and Jeremy, sittin' in a tree.]
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