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julianne-moore-blackbook-march-2010.jpg* What do Madonna and Lindsay Lohan have in common, beside "single name celebrity recognition?" Hint: There's a dick involved. ~ Celebslam

* Was Sean Penn kicked out of an Oscar party for fighting? Hint: There's a dick involved. ~ Yeeeah!

* Tim Gunn thinks the Kardashian sisters have a trashy sense of fashion. In related news, I just became a huge Tim Gunn fan. ~ Hollywood Dame

* Julianne Moore is the end-all, be-all. ~ BlackBook

* Jeremy Renner did not take those digits, thank you very much! ~ Us Weekly 

* On the other hand, Jeremy Renner may have taken way more than Carey Mulligan's number. Damn! He looks crazy into her. ~ Daily Mail

* Hulk Hogan wants to knock some sense into Brad Pitt. Ah, irony - you minx! You've done it again. ~ Litely Salted

* Hayden Panettiere wants something out of Gerard Butler. Hint: It's in his pants. He's got no standards at all, so I don't see why Hayden wouldn't make the cut. In fact, this makes the most sense of anything I've read all day. ~ NY Daily News

* I predict Betty White's hosting of Saturday Night Live will break ratings records. ~ My Gloss 

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