If John Mayer wants to sabotage himself, he's doing a great job! He pretty much burned his already douche-tainted reputation to the ground with his now infamous Playboy interview. There have been fallouts of various magnitudes - and now comes another insult to injury. Yes, folks - Jessica Simpson has permanently crossed herself off of John Mayer's list. Finally! Details, via Bumpshack: Asked if she's spoken to Mayer, 32, since he likened her to
"sexual napalm in a Playboy interview," Simpson said she hadn't, and then added
with a laugh: "And he'll never have this napalm again."
Simpson went on to say that Mayer's comments have brought a
lot more glances, sexual stares, and mental undressings of her at restaurants
and in public.
The singer and actress, whose new show The Price of Beauty
premieres Monday night on VH1, says she's still feeling the effects of Mayer's
comments. "I'll walk into a restaurant or something, and I notice that more men
are looking at me, but I feel like they're undressing me," she says. "So, it's
a little bit embarrassing."
Someone should tell Jessica that men have been looking at
her that way for years, every since her boobs blossomed above her IQ, and she
started wearing low cut shirts down to her belly button.
Jessica also stated, "I thought he was stupid for breaking
up with me." I have to agree with
Jessica since Mayer's comments about how freakishly good she is in bed. Mayer with from 'Sexual Napalm' to Jennifer
Aniston...yikes!
Mayer's comments, albeit perhaps tacky and immature, were
the best thing to happen to Jessica's career since Nick Lachey.]
So, take that John Mayer! Actions have consequences. (In related news, isn't it interesting that we've never heard a word about Taylor Swift's infatuation with John since this whole debacle went down - so to speak?) Not to worry, Mayer always has an option or two close at hand...
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