Who's Telling The Truth?

Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend, Scott Disick, tries to portray himself as a loving, responsible dad who's just misunderstood. "I can't really pinpoint why people want to push me as the bad guy," he tells In Touch. "But that's a part of life -- people enjoy putting other people down." 

Sadly, there seems to be a lot more basis than that for Scott's bad reputation. Long before he gained fame on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott was known as a hard partier, a serial cheater and, as one high school acquaintance puts it, "a tool." And as more and more information surfaces about Scott's shady past, Kourtney wonders how long she'll be able to put up with him. Jason Green, one of Scott's former classmates from Long Island, N.Y.'s Ross School, agrees that Scott was bad news in high school. "There were just as many rumors about him then as there are now," Jason tells In Touch. "Scott had a couple of nicknames in high school. One was Number One Scum, and the other was STD."

A lot of guys might be embarrassed to have the initials "STD," but Scott thought they enhanced his reputation as a ladies' man! According to Jason, Scott was so proud to have the same initials as "sexually transmitted disease" that "he wore dog tags with 'STD' printed on them." Classy!] 

Yep, Scott's just about as classy as I assumed. The online text doesn't address Khloe or Kim's problems. Looks like I'll have to go out buy a copy. Oh, wait! I'm not supposed to. Details, from Ms. Kim Kardashian herself: 

[OMG! Have you guys seen the front pages of In Touch and Star today!? I can't believe they would make up this crap! Where do they get this stuff? Divorced, dumped and duped... I appreciate the alliteration guys, but seriously!? My sisters and I have never been happier. I swear, the minute anything positive happens in our lives, the media tries to bring us down. I want you guys to know that these stories are completely fabricated. Buy Life and Style this week- that story about Khloe and lamar is true!

I want you guys to know  these stories are completely fabricated. Kourtney is not haunted by Scott's past and Khloe and Lamar are not having problems, in fact he's flying to Miami to be with her and, to be honest, Reggie and I have never been happier. I am in no rush to get married nor do I need to get married to be happy in my relationship. Reggie and I are perfectly fine!

The press will do anything to sell copies... do NOT believe a word and do NOT buy Star or In Touch this week. Know that I will always keep you updated HERE on my site. I am so happy I have my blog... I never want you guys to rely on fabricated media stories and I'll always let you know the truth when stuff like this happens. I don't want you guys to be mislead by false stories, so know that you can always come here to my blog to get the truth. So Kourtney, Khloe and I urge u all to NOT buy these magazines this week... If u are curious here are the stories up here on my blog!]

Ah, methinks the Booty Highness protests a bit too much. I also think Kim is secretly pleased. I'm sure this scripted Kardashian mania has blown up larger than anything Ryan Seacrest (producer of Keeping Up With The Kardashians) or the family themselves could have anticipated. Meanwhile, I think I'll have to defy Kim's orders and purchase a copy of In Touch. I'm dying to know if they mention Reggie's cheating scandal. How can that homemade YouTube video of Reggie's mistress giving the public a tour of his home go unaddressed? Forget whether to ring or not to ring - this is where the real story "lies!"

[In Touch magazine cover]