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Pina Colada Burg!

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:20:43 -0800

What's better than Bill Paxton? Bill Paxton as Coconut Pete in Broken Lizard's comedy/horror spoof, Club Dread! Yes folks, it's another Pillow Talk with myself and Larry Crane - and it's a hoot! Check out our full review on MovieBoozer here: http://movieboozer.com/2011/10/07/pillow-talk-club-dread-2004/

Play Margaritaville!

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 18:16:24 -0800

What's better than Bill Paxton? Bill Paxton as Coconut Pete in Broken Lizard's hilarious comedy/horror spoof, Club Dread! Yes folks, it's another Pillow Talk with myself and Larry Crane - and it's a hoot! Check out our full review at MovieBoozer here: http://movieboozer.com/2011/10/07/pillow-talk-club-dread-2004/

Under Construction

Sun, 28 Mar 2010 11:21:55 -0800

Me, myself and I are in the throes of some thrilling brainstorming sessions. I'm really excited for the changes coming ahead on Panty Line Press and I hope you are too. Thanks to those of you who've taken the time to write in about the restructuring. I think you'll like what you see next. There will still be a section for entertainment, but the redesigned site will also feature options on travel, thrift store shopping and miscellaneous thoughts. Reviews of everything from dive bars to 99 cent jewelry - talk about random! I'm currently working with my (patient, kind, incredibly talented) web designer on a new, yet familiar look. The iconic "shush" lady stays! Panty Line Press: same name, same url - fresh look, more options. Debuting the first week of April 2010! Please check back soon. xo

[Photo Credit]

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Wed, 24 Mar 2010 23:01:55 -0800

So, you know it and I know it. It's time to switch this shit up. I'm not giving in and I'm not going away - but I'm ready to make some changes in my life. When I began this website over a year ago, I wanted to pursue gossip blogging with all my heart. I felt it was only for entertainment purposes; and therefore the drive to be humorous would mean there would be no consequences for my actions. Nothing drastic has happened - it's not like Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan personally berated me for all the shit talking. It's simply that I've come to realize I'm not proud to tell people what I do - and that bothers me. I don't want to be Perez Hilton, or anywhere close to what he represents. I want to keep writing, but with a higher aim in mind. I'm not saying gossip columnists are bad people - and I will still indulge in reading the dirt. I haven't gone crazy! However, I think the best things in life are born from pursuing your passion. So instead of forcing myself to snark on Brangelina, I'm going to start writing what I love. There will be a brief break while we work on a site redesign, though the name and url will stay the same. Thanks for all the support - and I hope you enjoy my upcoming venture! Stay tuned... xo

[Photo: One of my favorite "secret" spots in Tucson, AZ - the back patio of Cafe Passe.]

Keep Running, Sandra!

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:17:36 -0800

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was allegedly obsessed with Jesse James long before their torrid, life-ruining affair. I'm not surprised to hear that, on her end. I am surprised Jesse James went for it - but I guess there's no telling what a grown man who wears overalls will do.

I Don't Know What Kristin Davis Is On...

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:05:10 -0800

... but I want some. Watch this hilarious clip above to see Kristin's (Charlotte) exuberance during an interview. She really, really wants to be heard! Either that, or she's sick of letting producer/actress Sarah Jessica Parker do all the talking. In the end, it doesn't matter - as long as these ladies keep getting together to churn out the hits. Now that I've cleared the SXSW hurdle, I can resume my countdown to the Sex & The City sequel!

And So It Begins

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 13:38:51 -0800

I don't know why Elin Nordegren isn't following this lead. One can only imagine what magic Tiger Woods is attempting to spin - and frankly I'm sick of thinking about it. I don't know why, but this Jesse James/Michelle "Bombshell" McGee cheating scandal has got me totally tweaked. I'm still stunned that he would/could do this Sandra. And on the heels of her amazing Oscar win! I can still picture Sandra Bullock at (one of the many) podiums during awards season with tears streaming down her face as she said, "I never knew what it was like for someone to have my back, until you." Jesse apparently also had Michelle's back as well - and whatever other bodily orifices she was willing to offer up. I hope Bullock secures the most badass divorce lawyer available and burns James's life to the ground. I'm in good company in my complete disgust with Jesse - Betty White also happens to want to kick his ass!

Still Heartbroken For Sandra Bullock

Tue, 23 Mar 2010 10:46:29 -0800

My guess is that Jesse James is afraid of women, especially successful ones. I think Freud would agree. How else could you explain his drive to burn his marriage to the ground? Not only his marriage, but every fiber of trust Sandra Bullock ever had in him. The humiliation factor of this scenario is devastatingly huge. The fact that he allegedly cheated is bad enough - the fact that he let Sandra swan on about him during awards season, as if he's the greatest catch in the world, is unforgivable. The fact that the timing lines up to humiliate her at the pinnacle of her career may have been a subconscious choice. The decision to stick his dick inside Michelle Bombshell, the allegedly Nazi-loving, Internet "call-girl," tattooed model was, unfortunately, a conscious decision. The worst part, aside from the obvious? Jesse has, by his actions, forced America's Sweetheart to be subjected to screening for STDs. Not something one usually has to worry about when married. All bets are off. Sandra hasn't been spotted since this horrendous news broke. It's my hope that she never speaks to Jesse again.

[Photo Credit: What a piece of shit.]

The SXSW Roundup

Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:07:09 -0800

Well, after much anticipation, the SXSW music festival has wrapped for the year. It was such a whirlwind, I still can't believe it's over. The best part about the experience was being amongst that energy and knowing, no matter what, a good time was always around the corner. I had more margaritas at the Iron Cactus than I could count - which, if you're familiar with my hedonistic ways, was a good thing. Of course the Tape Op party was a highlight. Seeing Quasi play in an intimate setting always fits the bill. The Kill Rock Stars event was also a blast. We tried to see Admiral Radley (a mash-up of Grandaddy and Earlimart) at the Press Here bash - unfortunately the show was outside and that happened to be the day the weather turned against us. It was painfully cold and we were woefully unprepared for the turn in fortunes. The plus side was that we got to chat with Grandaddy's lead singer (Jason Lytle) and I was able to apologize to him for a little incident last year that involved too much absinthe and inappropriate teasing about Alan Parsons. I'll let your imagination run wild on that one. We ducked into the Beauty Bar to escape the freezing wind and landed in the middle of a hip-hop showcase at the Seattle Music party. Dark Sunshine and Thee Satisfaction were both outstanding. We saw a singer/songwriter at Beer Land later that day. I never found out his name, but I did grab a bar stool and a penny with the image of stripper mashed on it so I was really happy. We did briefly brave another outdoor bash (The 40 Watt Club), just in time to catch Camper Van Beethoven. They churned out an amazing set, despite their frozen fingers. We totally lucked out Saturday evening and nabbed some great seats at Esther's Follies for the comedy roundup. Margaret Cho, Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords) and everyone in between were incredible. It was too cold to roam around much, (sadly that meant skipping the lakeside She & Him set) but we were more than happy to stay put regardless of the weather. This year's SXSW stats = 0 cabs (!!), 1 Porta-Potty stop, 8 private parties and countless margaritas. I'd say it was an outstanding experience all the way around. I'm already counting the days to our next Austin visit...

[Photo Credit: The epitome of SXSW. Just add beer and girls in cowboy boots.]

In Transit

Sun, 21 Mar 2010 19:54:06 -0800

SXSW just wrapped up and we are currently driving across a desolate portion of Texas. I'm very happy, but beat beyond belief. My brain is mush and I'm still processing everything I just saw. I can't wait to share! All will return to normal around here shortly. Right now all I can think of is a good night's sleep... xo

Still Crazy

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 10:00:41 -0800

The Tape Op Magazine party (which Panty Line Press helped sponsor) was, in short, amazing. There was the requisite line out the door for the duration of the event, surely spurred on by the presence of Tape Op founder, Larry Crane. (Full disclosure: He also doubles as my fiance and best friend - but I don't think I'm being too bias here!) Of course the incredible set by Quasi, as well as the free drinks were also a draw. I'm stopping myself from putting hearts and smiley faces all over Quasi's name. They are one of my all-time favorite bands. They rule. If you don't know their music, you should. That's my non-Courtney Love rant for the day. Speaking of... I tried to see Hole, as promised. However, that crazy bitch can still draw a crowd. There was a line - one that was not going to move. That's the nature of SXSW - and the reason I covet those party invites. The private parties are the way to see bands at this event. Anything remotely resembling "planning" or "hope" often goes out the window when confronted with thousands of people who have the same idea to see the same show, at the same time. Regardless, there is always music to be heard - even if it's from the street. And somehow, somewhere there's often a margarita waiting - and that makes it all okay. Last night was met with foiled plans at every turn, but it didn't take away from the fact that, in this moment, Austin is the epicenter of rock. There are stars everywhere here - I'm off to see them now.

[Photo Credit: The Beauty Bar, in preparation for the Tape Op party.]

Party, Party, Party!

Fri, 19 Mar 2010 08:29:21 -0800

Or something like that... It is hectic here. That's an understatement - "insane" would be getting closer to describing SXSW. And don't forget the fun! There's no shortage of joy in Austin right now. My first stop was the Iron Cactus - my favorite place for the go-to perfect house margarita. The brain freeze that ensues is worth it. Of course the goal is to see as many bands as possible - and we've definitely been living up to that end of the bargain. Some of my favorites so far have been Viv Albertine, Quasi, Rebecca Gates, My Dad Is Dead and 16 Deluxe. Of course the best laid plans have gone awry on a daily basis. Shows we thought we couldn't miss passed us by as we waited in line for a bite to eat. (Sorry, Rogue Wave!) But other, miraculous, events have been experienced in their place. Of course, the saddest news to come from the front lines of this year's conference was learning about the loss of Alex Chilton. We happened to be at the same restaurant as Jody Stephens (the drummer for Big Star and longtime Chilton friend/collaborator) the evening he found out Alex had passed. What a devastating loss to bear, especially when Jody was here to play a Big Star show. We bought him dinner - it seemed like the least we could do, in thanks for so much amazing music. On the upside, the Grammy party was insane. Free margaritas! That gets me every time. The bash took place at a beautiful lakeside venue (the swanky, industry friendly Four Seasons) - and the company was lovely as well. Spotting Matthew McConaughey was a treat for me - I brushed by close enough to hear his iconic drawl. He's shorter in person than I would have imagined, but smokin' hot. Today brings the HUGE Tape Op bash, for which Panty Line Press is a sponsor. We're 1,000 + over on the RSVP list; needlessly to say... I think we'll be full! I wish I could share this party with all of you - you deserve it. Who knows what tonight will bring? Courtney Love is here, so the terror portion of this event is taken care of... Will I try to see Hole? Hell, yes. That hot train-wreck isn't the queen of entertainment for nothing. Kristen Schaal (Flight of the Conchords) is here, as well as Margaret Cho. The comedy portion of the evening will be a hot ticket, but I've got my fingers crossed. I'm dying to see Danger Mouse and James Mercer's new project, Broken Bells. Of course seeing She & Him (Matt Ward and Zooey Deschanel) is high priority, as always. I apologize for the lack of "normal" posting. This is more nuts than I anticipated, but every bit as fun. Thanks for your patience. More soon... really! xo

[Photo Credit: A light panel I thought was pretty fascinating.... at 2 AM after consuming a lot of Patron.]

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:52:55 -0800

Do you know what Saint Patrick's Day is for? Watch the video above for an enlightening lesson. Clip mildly NSFW, as it contains the dreaded "F word." Will Good Day LA incur a massive fine from the FCC for interviewing swearing drunk girls? Stay tuned! Speaking of drunk - I'm working on it. Not only is it a non-environment friendly "green" holiday, it's also the kickoff of the music portion of the SXSW festival. Shit is about to get crazy. I'm sipping on a Mojito - the mint leaf in my refreshing beverage fulfills my St. Patty's quota. I'm not wearing green, but I have green in my tattoo. I'm trying - barely. I'm more concerned with celebrity sightings for my dear readers. That means you! I'll keep you abreast of the shakedowns, interesting tidbits, fun shows and random happenings - to the best of my inebriated ability. I'm dedicated like that! Be safe out there tonight. xo

Proofreading Be Hard

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:40:49 -0800

Advertising for Arizona State University was simultaneously a success and a fail. Success - the billboard received a lot of attention. Fail - it was wrong. I feel for them - I'm the writer, proofreader, owner and editor of this website. I'm an army of one and sometimes mistakes happen. However, I assume ASU has a few more people in their employ...

Don't Encourage Her

Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:17:27 -0800

Shia LaBeouf is calling out Khloe Kardashian for speaking out about his 2008 car crash, saying her judgement of the incident is incorrect and he is angry. I say - don't encourage her! The last thing the Kardashians need is attention from a movie star. It validates their nuttiness. See the Kim post below as to why. Khloe speaking out about someone else's alleged drunken driving is pretty ironic, coming from a girl who found cocaine in her clothing shop and decided to put it in her purse...