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            <title>Demi, Her Daughter And A Pole</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/demi-moore-striptease-still-movie.jpg"><img alt="demi-moore-striptease-still-movie.jpg" src="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/demi-moore-striptease-still-movie-thumb-350x350.jpg" width="350" height="350" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0;" /></a></span>Demi Moore is teaching eldest daughter, Rumer Willis, about the fine art of the entertainment industry - and after hours includes a stripper pole! I'd love to make some crass remark, but I'm down with a cold and the day has already been marred by death and misspellings (though not equal in tragedy). I'll let <a href="http://www.lifeandstylemag.com/2010/03/demi-and-rumer.html"><i>Life &amp; Style</i></a> take it away:&nbsp;<div><br /></div><div>[Mothers and daughters like to shop together -- but pole
dancing? That's what <i>Striptease</i> star Demi Moore, 47, and daughter Rumer Willis,
21, did for fun at a party at the Chateau Marmont in LA on Feb. 27. "There
was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she
still has what it takes," says a partygoer. "Demi even spun around
the pole upside down. It was incredible." Then it was Rumer's turn, as
stepdad Ashton Kutcher and A-listers Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio,
among others, looked on. "It was strange, but Demi encouraged Rumer to
join her," says the partygoer. "Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave
Ashton a high-five. Ashton put his arms around both Demi and Rumer and looked
like the proudest man in the room."]</div><div><br /></div><div>Here's the difference: Demi Moore pole dancing at a Chateau Marmont bash is quaint and A-list approved. Lindsay Lohan doing the same thing at the same place leads to squawking tabloids and a Hazmet team. Very important to note the disparity. This story sounds a little too cutesy, but given the players (Moore, Willis and Kutcher) I totally buy it.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>[<a href="http://www.ibeatyou.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/demi-moore.jpg">Photo Credit</a>: A still from the movie <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Striptease_(film)"><i>Striptease</i></a>. A fine cinematic moment!]</div>]]></description>
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            <title>RIP Corey Haim</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BnwKIIXsMAI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BnwKIIXsMAI&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></object> <div><br /></div><div>Eighties icon Corey Haim passed away early this morning at his mother's home. It's been alleged that the cause of death was an <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/10/corey-haim-collapsed-prescriptions-drugs-death-overdose-found/">accidental overdose</a>, though that has not yet been confirmed. All I know is that he was a sweet guy who was striving to keep his life on track. He was a seminal part of 80's culture, leaving an indelible mark on the films from that time. My heart goes out to his mother, friends and family. Haim was much too young to go. Rest in peace, Corey. I'm no good at the death stuff. I'll let E! fill you in on details. From <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b171052_producer_corey_haim_looked_extremely.html?sid=twitterfeed_topstories&amp;utm_source=eonline&amp;utm_medium=twitterfeed&amp;utm_campaign=twitterfeed_topstories">E! Online</a>:&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>[While we await word from Corey Haim's foremost costar, Corey
Feldman--who has called an afternoon press conference to pay tribute to his
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<p class="MsoNormal">Film producer Tina Brown tells E! News that Haim was set to
start production on a dark new film, <i>A Detour in Life</i>, next month. Brown wrote
the movie, about a man who succumbs to drunkenness and other self-destructive
impulses, specifically for Haim, who not only would have starred but also
directed.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">"This was to be his directorial debut," she said.
"We were going to start shooting in late spring. I talked to him back in
November at the premiere of American Sunset and he was doing great, so it was
really a shock."<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Made all the more so by his apparent clean-living lifestyle
when she last saw him.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">"He was extremely healthy," she said. "I saw
him the year before and he was super skinny, but he had put on a lot of weight
and looked a lot more coherent and looked extremely well."<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Even as recently as last week, Brown said she spoke with the
former child star's manager, who relayed the news that Haim was very much
looking forward to starting work on the project, which would mark a new
direction for his career.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">"I talked to him just last week, and Corey was waiting
for an update," she said of her discussion with manager Mark Heaslip.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">"[Haim] was very, very excited to do this role because
it would be the first time he got to do a real adult role...being a father and
everything which he had never got to do. I had written the script for him to
play James. I really wanted to see him do something out of the horror stuff or
the comical stuff and take on something really dramatic."<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">As for the project's current status, Brown said the
devastated crew will continue on in Haim's honor once they all process the
tragedy.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">"I'm still trying to get ahold of the other producers.
Only half of them know," she said.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">"We plan on still doing the film and doing it in memory
of him because I'm sure that's what he would want. He loved the film. To find
someone to replace him is going to be a difficult task. He would have done a
great, great job."<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">But while Haim never got to bring that project to fruition,
he did complete one movie that will be posthumously released. Haim had already
wrapped work on what was supposed to be the first of his comeback films,
<i>American Sunset</i>, a low-budget horror flick.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The trailer made its way online last month, though the
feature has no definite release date. Or medium. While its official website
says the film is priming for a theatrical release sometime this year, it also
notes that the movie will be out "on pay TV, cable or DVD" this fall.]</p><p class="MsoNormal">Corey will always live in my mind's eye as that adorable kid from <i>Lost Boys,</i>&nbsp;and beyond...</p>

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            <title>A Tease Of A Teaser</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/k33DEEI-15c&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/k33DEEI-15c&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></object><div><br /></div><div>I guess ten seconds is all you get when you've got a love story based on the ideals of purity and <a href="http://www.sj-r.com/beliefs/x466663776/-Twilight-author-s-Mormon-faith-a-big-influence-in-books-film">Mormonism</a>. Hot times! Furthermore, this is only the <i>tease</i> of the teaser - the real (still short) trailer is released tomorrow. Way to build the anticipation! Details, via <a href="http://www.ryanseacrest.com/blog/whats-happening/10second-teaser-of-twilight-trailer-released-yes-thats-all-you-get-video/?utm_source=twitterfeed&amp;utm_medium=twitter">Ryan Seacrest</a>:&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>[Cliché romantic one-liners? Check.&nbsp;Sweeping shots of the Pacific Northwest? Check.&nbsp;Taylor Lautner's rock-hard abs? Check.&nbsp;10 seconds of our day gone? Check.</div><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Yes indeed Twi-hards, the 10-second teaser of a longer
teaser trailer for<o:p>&nbsp;"Eclipse" has hit the web. The full teaser
trailer will be released tomorrow (March 11) at 6:00 AM PST.]</o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">I'm totally setting my alarm... for 8 AM, like I always do! I've given up reading the books because I can't stand to waste the time on poorly written novellas. But, the movies! The <i>movies </i>I have time for - mainly because I love laughing with my friends. And we do laugh out loud at the<i> Twilight</i> flicks. Not too loud though - we don't want to get chased through the mall by a pack of rabid Edward Cullen lovin' teens.&nbsp;</p><!--StartFragment-->

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            <description><![CDATA[<object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" width="390" height="320" id="Redlasso"><param name="movie" value="http://player.redlasso.com/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" /><param name="flashvars" value="embedId=c21c9fdd-3790-4486-9a16-5229c12139b3&amp;pid=undefined" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><embed src="http://player.redlasso.com/redlasso_player_b1b_deploy.swf" flashvars="embedId=c21c9fdd-3790-4486-9a16-5229c12139b3&amp;pid=undefined" width="390" height="320" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" name="Redlasso"></object> <div><br /></div><div>If you're craving a booty like J.Lo's or Kim Kardashian's, it pays to go for the best. That would seem like common sense when it comes to going under the knife - but in this case, the ladies in the video above definitely got the short end of the plastic surgery stick. Yikes! Be careful what you pay for - especially when it comes from the hardware store. The doctor who injected the woman with caulk is obviously a complete bastard, by the way. Hello, lawsuit!&nbsp;</div>]]></description>
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            <title>Hot Sausage - As In Links! </title>
            <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/julianne-moore-blackbook-march-2010.jpg"><img alt="julianne-moore-blackbook-march-2010.jpg" src="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/julianne-moore-blackbook-march-2010-thumb-350x422.jpg" width="350" height="422" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0;" /></a></span>* What do <b>Madonna</b> and <b>Lindsay Lohan</b> have in common, beside "single name celebrity recognition?" Hint: There's a dick involved. ~ <a href="http://celebslam.celebuzz.com/2010/03/madonna-adam-seen-hookup.php">Celebslam</a><div><br /></div><div>* Was <b>Sean Penn</b> kicked out of an Oscar party for fighting? Hint: There's a dick involved. ~ <a href="http://yeeeah.com/2010/03/09/sean-penn-kicked-out-of-oscar-party-for-fighting/">Yeeeah!</a></div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Tim Gunn</b> thinks the <b>Kardashian sisters</b> have a trashy sense of fashion. In related news, I just became a huge Tim Gunn fan. ~ <a href="http://hollywooddame.com/2010/03/09/tim-gunn-vs-kardashians/">Hollywood Dame</a></div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Julianne Moore</b> is the end-all, be-all. ~ <i><a href="http://www.blackbookmag.com/article/julianne-moore/16464">BlackBook</a></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>*</i>&nbsp;<b>Jeremy Renner</b> did not take <a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2010/03/did-ya-hear-the-one-about-jess.php">those digits</a>, thank you very much! ~ <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jeremy-renner-denies-hitting-on-jessica-simpson-201093">Us Weekly</a><i>&nbsp;</i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>* </i>On the other hand, <b>Jeremy Renner</b> may have taken way more than <b>Carey Mulligan's</b> number. Damn! He looks <i>crazy</i> into her. ~ <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1256611/Carey-Mulligan-openly-flirts-Jeremy-Renner-Oscar-party--boyfriend-Shia-LaBeouf-show.html"><i>Daily Mail</i></a></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>* </i><b>Hulk Hogan</b> wants to knock some sense into <b>Brad Pitt</b>. Ah, irony - you minx! You've done it again. ~ <a href="http://www.litelysalted.com/2010/03/brad-pitt-needs-some-sense-kocked-into-h.php">Litely Salted</a></div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Hayden Panettiere</b> wants something out of <b>Gerard Butler</b>. Hint: It's in his pants. He's got no standards at all, so I don't see why Hayden wouldn't make the cut. In fact, this makes the most sense of anything I've read all day. ~ <i><a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/03/07/2010-03-07_side_dishes_hayden_panettiere_flirts_with_jennifer_anistonless_gerard_butler_at_.html?page=1">NY Daily News</a></i></div><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i>*</i>&nbsp;I predict <b>Betty White's</b> hosting of <i><b>Saturday Night Live</b></i> will break ratings records. ~ <a href="http://mygloss.com/buzz/2010/03/09/daily-buzz-betty-white-on-snl-simon-cowell-confirms-engagement/">My Gloss</a><i>&nbsp;</i></div>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/billy-corgan-1995-main-wikipedia.jpg"><img alt="billy-corgan-1995-main-wikipedia.jpg" src="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/billy-corgan-1995-main-wikipedia-thumb-350x512.jpg" width="350" height="512" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0;" /></a></span>Billy Corgan recently chatted with&nbsp;<i>Rolling Stone, </i>giving&nbsp;a revealing interview. I can't say that I really give a shit, but Billy did come up with this little gem. <a href="http://blogs.kiss985.com/morningshowblog/2010/03/08/basketball-fans-get-the-world-record-for-most-snuggies-worn/">Check it out</a>:&nbsp;<div><br /></div><div>[Billy Corgan also opened up about John Mayer's controversial
interview in <i>Playboy,</i>&nbsp;which he says what Jessica Simpson was like in bed.&nbsp;Corgan says, "There're things you should really just keep your
mouth shut on."</div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Corgan has never met Mayer but he says that Mayer's recent
controversial race remarks suggest "he's trying to destroy his career."&nbsp;He adds that Mayer is "certainly a talented guy ... It's hard
to watch someone literally burn their career to the ground - speaking as
somebody who's done it."]</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">Wow. I think Billy is actually onto something. There's more truth to that theory than John is most likely willing to face at this time. It's funny - Corgan and Mayer are actually a lot alike. Both have had mainstream musical success, while often taking a beating from critics. Moreover, both consider themselves highly intelligent, while simultaneously proving to be the contrary. Maybe these two self-aware, insecure douchebags could find some common ground. Other than the familiar terrain of Jessica Simpson and her booty, that is...</p><p class="MsoNormal">[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Billy_Corgan_pic.jpg">Photo Credit</a>]</p>

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            <title>Did Jennifer Lopez Sell Her Name?</title>
            <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image" style="display: inline;"><a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/jennifer-lopez-main-wikipedia.jpg"><img alt="jennifer-lopez-main-wikipedia.jpg" src="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/plpblogimages/jennifer-lopez-main-wikipedia-thumb-350x415.jpg" width="350" height="415" class="mt-image-left" style="float: left; margin: 0 10px 10px 0;" /></a></span>The short answer is "yes." Sometimes greed can bite you in the ass. This may be one of those times. You may have heard about Jennifer Lopez's <a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2010/03/the-jlo-case-heats-up.php">extended court case</a> against her first husband, Ojani Noa and film producer Ed Meyer. Lopez is in a desperate struggle to block a film <a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2010/02/ojani-noas-story-deserves-to-b.php">Ojani and Ed</a> wish to make about Noa's time with J.Lo - mainly because Jenny fears the project will unearth her <i>many</i> skeletons. Well, it turns out Jennifer may just have to deal with it. Despite her many attacks on the duo, Jennifer is not even properly listed as a defendant in her own court case. <b>She doesn't own the rights to her name or, more significantly, her biography!</b> So what's the fuss about, J.Lo? Details, from a source close to the case, state:&nbsp;<div><br /></div><div>[This was just brought to my attention by the media. Jennifer
Lopez is not a proper Plaintiff in obtaining the Preliminary Injunction, as she
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<p class="MsoNormal">Reference the attached sale of rights to her name and
BIOGRAPHY to an LLC named "JLO HOLDING COMPANY, LLC".</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">(REGISTRANT)
Lopez, Jennifer INDIVIDUAL UNITED STATES CALIFORNIA&nbsp;</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">(LAST LISTED OWNER) JLO HOLDING COMPANY, LLC LTD LIAB&nbsp;</p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Type of Mark:&nbsp;TRADEMARK.
SERVICE MARK]<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">I'm no lawyer... but if Lopez doesn't own her name <i>or</i> rights to her biography, how can she attempt to block someone from using said information? Obviously Jennifer sold off her name to her own company, in some sort of convoluted attempt to make money while simultaneously releasing herself from personal responsibility. Somewhere, somehow that makes sense. I don't stroll in the rarified air of high finance, so I'm unprepared to explain why this move would be financially beneficial. I can only speak from the hyperbole of assumption - what's good for Jennifer Lopez is most assuredly going to benefit J.Lo! The high life might have finally caught up with Jenny From The Block, given that this slippery name swap may have just cost her the injunction against Noa and Meyer. What does that mean for us? Yet another step closer to seeing J.Lo's dirty secrets on the big screen! I don't want to jump ahead of myself, but I'm going to put in my order for movie popcorn now... Stay tuned!</p><p class="MsoNormal">[<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer_Lopez">Photo Credit</a>: She might not be looking so eager in the near future.]</p>

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            <description><![CDATA[<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V7SwQO0rQU0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V7SwQO0rQU0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0xcc2550&amp;color2=0xe87a9f" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></object><div><br /></div><div>... and I wish I hadn't been reminded. Benji Madden (Joel's lesser known brother - quite a feat, considering they're twins) has been "secretly" been dating Holly Madison "for months." The "secretly" part was easy, given that no one cares what these two are doing. I now recall reading about this <a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2009/12/another-bizarre-celebrity-hook.php">awhile back</a>. I filed it away under "<a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2009/07/plp-exclusive-interview-with-a-10.php">Oh, Holly!</a>" It turns out the two lovebirds are moving their relationship forward. Of course they are. Details, via <a href="http://bumpshack.com/2010/03/09/holly-madison-benji-madden-to-move-in-together/">Bumpshack</a>:&nbsp;<div><br /></div><div>[Former <i>Girl Next Door</i> Holly Madison and Good Charlotte's
Benji Madden have been secretly dating for a few months and they are reportedly
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<p class="MsoNormal">"Benji cares very much for Holly. They have been talking
about living together," a source tells In Touch. Holly will be saying goodbye
to Las Vegas to live with her boyfriend in Los Angeles.<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">The lovebirds, who initially denied they had a romantic
relationship, were actually spotted kissing during a music video shoot in Sun
Valley, California last week. "Benji kept telling her how amazing she looked.
They couldn't keep their eyes off each other," a source says.]<o:p></o:p></p><p class="MsoNormal">Is Madison's <i>Peepshow</i> contract about to run out? One thing I know about Holly is how she loves to swing from one pole to another! I do have to give credit where credit is due - that girl is never without a backup plan. Meanwhile, I'm picturing the look of horror on the newly demure <a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2010/02/nicole-richie-beats-paris-hilt.php">Nicole Richie's</a> face as she ponders the possibility of having Madison as a sister-in-law. That just made my day. Thanks, Holly!</p>

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commercial that aired last month during the Super Bowl showdown between the New
Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts.<span style="mso-spacerun:
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<p class="MsoNormal">The ad shows a toddler boy apologizes to his baby girlfriend
because he didn't call her the night before.<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes">&nbsp;</span>She chimes back: "And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't
over?"<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp; </span>He replies:
"Lindsay?".<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>At that point another
baby girl, presumably Lindsay, pops into the video frame and slurs,
"Milk-a-what?"<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Lohan is reportedly considering a $100 million lawsuit
according to her lawyer Stephanie Ovadia, who claims that the actress has the
same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.<span style="mso-spacerun:
yes">&nbsp;</span>"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is
using that knowledge to profit.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>They're using her name as a parody of her life.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>Why didn't they use the name
Susan?<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>This is a subliminal
message.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>Everybody's talking about
it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."<o:p></o:p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal">Ovadia is seeking an injunction to force the spot off the
air and will go after $50 million in exemplary damages and $50 million in
compensatory damages for the ad that was seen by over 100 million people on Super
Bowl Sunday alone and continues to appear nationally.&nbsp;Grey Group produced the spot for E-Trade.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</span>Spokesman Chris Brown said, "We just
used a popular baby name that happened to be the name of someone on the account
team."]</p><p class="MsoNormal">Ah, yes. Madonna. Oprah. Lindsay. The holy trinity of single-named females for celebrity recognition. It sounds like a club. Shit, Ke$ha has more of a leg to stand on in that regard, and she just joined the party. I get where Lindsay is coming from, but it's kind of funny that she would recognize herself in that commercial. The other thing I'm fascinated by is the fact that LiLo apparently has enough money left to hire a lawyer. I picture Lindsay in some L.A. bar right now, telling everyone what she's gonna do with $100 million windfall...</p><p class="MsoNormal"><o:p></o:p></p>

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However, he did pull it off with aplomb. See the complete list of winners <a href="http://oscar.go.com/">here</a>. There's still so much to process, but some of the more bizarre highlights include:<div><br /></div><div>* The red carpet was pretty fast-paced, but my favorite moments were: A shy <b>Jason Reitman </b>refusing to be introduced to <b>James Cameron</b>. <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/charlize-theron-defends-her-oscar-dress-201083"><b>Charlize Theron's</b></a> solo glide, clad in a tittie-enhancing dress. Bold! Of course, <b>Gabourey Sidibe</b> owned it by comparing "fashion to porn" and her dress to "the money shot." Bonus point for the fist-bump with <b>Keanu Reeves</b>.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Joel Madden</b> was hired to DJ for the audience during commercial breaks to "keep the energy up." There are so many pre-rehabilitated image&nbsp;<b>Nicole Richie</b> jokes I'd like to make right now.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>* A gorgeous <b>Cameron Diaz</b> flubbing her lines, with an improv-savvy <b>Steve Carrel </b>by her side to save the day.</div><div><br /></div><div>* That crazy old lady (<b>Elinor Burkett</b>)&nbsp;<a href="http://content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/03/producer-director-make-kanye-west-oscar-moment/1">bombing the stage</a> during <b>Roger Ross Williams'</b> acceptance speech. I love how the term "<a href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/03/so-what-was-that-kanye-moment/"><b>Kanye West momen</b><b>t</b></a>" has come to define an embarrassing breach of etiquette in the lexicon of popular culture, versus the actual douchebag himself. This incident was definitely that moment.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Demi Moore's</b> entrance in those sky-high shoes deserved an award in itself. Kudos to all the ladies who navigated those slick, opaque stairs in couture and heels. I loved the special tribute to <b>John Hughes</b>. "The Death March," as it's often referred to, was queued up by the aforementioned Moore. It was bittersweet to see both <b>Patrick Swayze</b> and <b>Brittany Murphy</b>. Shock-waves are still reverberating over the <a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b170673_academy_refuses_apologize_farrah.html?sid=twitterfeed_topstories&amp;utm_source=eonline&amp;utm_medium=twitterfeed&amp;utm_campaign=twitterfeed_topstories">exclusion of </a><b><a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b170673_academy_refuses_apologize_farrah.html?sid=twitterfeed_topstories&amp;utm_source=eonline&amp;utm_medium=twitterfeed&amp;utm_campaign=twitterfeed_topstories">Farrah Fawcett</a>. </b>My personal shock included the absence of <b>Ashton Kutcher</b> on <a href="http://twitter.com/PantyLinePress"><b>Twitter</b></a> last night. I thought that was his second home.&nbsp;</div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>*</b>&nbsp;The show producers <a href="http://www.ecorazzi.com/2010/03/08/ben-stillers-avatar-face-will-forever-haunt-my-dreams/">half-assed</a> the<b><i> Avatar </i></b>spoof. Rumor has it they were worried about pissing off <b>James Cameron</b>, then learned he allegedly has a <a href="http://www.pantylinepress.com/plpblog/2010/03/james-cameron-is-starting-to-f.php">sense of humor</a>. So <b>Ben Stiller </b>showed up in full <b><i>Avatar</i></b> regalia, but sans <b>Sacha Baron Cohen</b>.&nbsp;<b>&nbsp;</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>*</b>&nbsp;<b><i>Twilight</i></b> stars <b>Kristen Stewart</b> and <b>Taylor Lautner</b> showed up as promised. The duo introduced a horror montage to help shine a spotlight on the oft-overlooked genre. That was a surprise. What was not a surprise? Kristen's completely awkward, glum and miserable demeanor. Girl can't even ratchet it up a notch for the <i>Oscars</i>? I'm so over her bad attitude.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Mo'Nique's</b> awesome acceptance speech was filled with gratitude. It's no surprise she won for <i><b>Precious</b></i>. I'm done typing the Sapphire et al. We know it's based on a novel.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>* <b>Alec Baldwin</b> and <b>Steve Martin's <i>Paranormal Activity</i></b> spoof was freakin' hilarious - and about a thousand times better than the movie.&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>* As far as I could tell, the <b>extended dance montage</b> was inserted into the show so the stars would have a chance to hit the bar.</div><div><br /></div><div>* The gargantuan ceremony ended on a high note. I was absolutely thrilled to see <b>Sandra Bullock, Jeff Bridges </b>and<b> Kathryn Bigelow</b> take home the <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1256279/Oscars-2010-Kathryn-Bigelow-woman-win-best-director-Hurt-Locker-blasts-ex-husbands-Avatar-gongs.html">top honors</a>! Is it me, or did <b>Tom Hanks</b> skip a step when announcing <b><i>Hurt Locker</i></b> as <b>Best Picture</b>? No buildup. Bam! He announced the winner with no fussy preamble. That's what she said. The surprise <b><i>Avatar</i></b> loss for Best Pic&nbsp;restored my faith in the voting ability of the <b>Academy members</b>. Sometimes the best work does win. Schwing!&nbsp;</div></div>]]></description>
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