May 2010 Archives

Wow - Vegas On The Cheap! I Think I'm In Love...

cheapo_vegas_head_01.gifI'm in love with this site I just stumbled upon. I'm so excited, I had to share the news! Casino Boy writes informative, honest, up-to-date summaries of Las Vegas casinos; as well as detailed goings on of events on and off the Strip. This is an amazing find for a true Sin City aficionado - enjoy and pass it on! Here's a little more on Cheapo Vegas, from Casino Boy himself: 

[Howdy, folks! Casino Boy here. I'll be your guide through magical Las Vegas. And it's good info, not a bunch of fluff. If it stinks, I say so!]

Lucky me - I have trips to Vegas planned in August and November. I have every intention of putting Casino Boy to work! xo

[Casino Boy Image via Cheapo Vegas]

Portland, Oregon - The Perfect Storm

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Beer, booze and (I'm not kidding) one of the best burgers you'll ever have the pleasure of eating? Count me IN. Include the lovely vibe, adorable servers, top of the line ingredients and gourmet fries and you have an ideal situation. Not only that, you'll also receive an education in the awesome old school version of the Portland music scene via the "vintage" posters lining the walls of the restaurant. This is an Andy Ricker joint - and that name signals serious quality to Portland foodies. If you're anywhere in the Oregon vicinity, make this a must-do on your list - you won't regret it. Full disclosure - I used to have a crush on Andy back in the day. Could I have been the wife of a burger tycoon? It's surely for the best, for numerous reasons, that I took the winding path to my adorable fiance (whose name is not Andy) - the last thing I need is free-wheelin' access whiskey and beef. A latter day Elvis and I would have gotten along just fine! 

Foster Burger
5339 SE Foster
Portland, OR. 

[Photo Credit: I was distracted by the heaven on a bun and forgot to take a picture of the food. And really, a photo wouldn't do it justice anyway.]

Portland, Oregon - The Appropriately Named Space Room

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The Space Room Lounge is legendary. I've never had a one-night stand - but if I were to go that route, this would be the place I'd kick it off. The drinks are large and strong - if you have any qualms about getting it on, Fresh Underpants (the beverage above) will help settle your inhibitions. Not so much "settle" as completely rob you of them - but you'll never have a better time. The lounge is appropriately dark, with much of the light source coming from Christmas bulbs and video poker games - my favorite hue. There's a stunning wraparound mural depicting the scenery of Portland, from the downtown skyline to the ocean - in black light, no less. The booths are cozy, all the better to cuddle up to that stranger! The table service is both a blessing and a curse - the cute waitstaff will keep bringing you refreshing beverages until you beg for mercy. The Space Room is definitely one bar that benefitted greatly from the non-smoking law - sorry, cigarette lovers! The lounge was not for the faint of heart (or lung) pre-ban. Now it can be enjoyed by all - don't worry, you still can barely see across the bar. There's plenty to experience right outside the lounge doors, if you can ever get out of those comfy chairs - including Zach's Shack, the perfect late night eatery. (I hear there's food at the Space Room, but I've never tried any.) So book an assignation asap - just be sure to bring a designated driver!

The Space Room Lounge
4800 SE Hawthorne
Portland, OR. 97215

[Photo Credit: Fresh Underpants - so delicious. Two pair is all you'll need!]

Portland, Oregon - Dude Alert

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The Beer Mongers is a relatively new offering in Portland - and they couldn't have picked a better city in which to begin their business. The owners, both McMenamin brewers, are seriously knowledgeable about the art of beer. It definitely shows - their selection is out of this world! Rare options from all over the globe are chilling next to popular local microbrews. The beloved lowbrow standards are also available. The Beer Mongers have a unique setup - it's a store, but it's also a bar. You can pop in and grab a variety of beers to go - or you can stay on the premises and enjoy your amazing finds right on the spot. They also offer a few beers on tap. The owners recently added an actual bar setup to their space - in fact a "Bar Baptism Party" is happening this coming Saturday, May 8th. You'll be able to enjoy free snacks and tastings all day - and you can help christen the bar at 5 pm. You don't have to ask me twice! The only drawback (if you can call it that) is the decor - it's in serious need of a woman's touch, in my opinion. The guys have done a great job of creating a vibe - but it's seriously the most "dude-like" bar I have ever been in. That said, it certainly didn't detour us from hanging out for several hours. The lack of atmosphere hit us when we first walked in - by the end of the evening we were singing its praises. A few top-notch beers and personal attention from one of the owners certainly didn't hurt. He definitely had a strong interest in our gorgeous friend - but that doesn't mean he wouldn't have been equally as attentive if it had only been me and my boyfriend. My honey can talk beer! Portland is both a mellow and competitive town - incredible bars and restaurants are available on every corner of the city. I think The Beer Mongers has what it takes to be the go-to place for craft beers. I know I'll definitely be going back.

The Beer Mongers
1125 SE Division - corner of SE 12th & Division
Portland, OR. 97202
open 11 am to 9 pm everyday 

[Photo Credit: a view from the couch - where piles of games are available for your boozy entertainment.]

Portland, Oregon - The Florida Room Will Steal Your Afternoons

florida-room.jpgflorida-room-monkey-balls.jpg... ...and you'll never be happier. As you can see from the photo on the left, The Florida Room features some of my favorite things. As you can see from the photo on the right, those favorite things are a bad influence. Combined they are why I enjoy whiling away a Sunday afternoon at the self-proclaimed "Church of the Bloody Mary." My dear friend, Angelina (not Jolie), and I recently enjoyed several "Homojitos" - a limey twist on the classic mojito. Happy Hour happens everyday - as it should. We snacked on chicken tacos, as well as some house-made chips and salsa. So satisfying - and economical. The decor is out of this world -  Portland hipster, melded with thrifting dive bar. In short, it's awesome. The owners are worth supporting - all three are have put in their time as waitstaff in the PDX restaurant scene. More importantly, all three are kick ass (and creative) bartenders. Don't let that gray sky behind the fabulous sign fool you, by the way. According to everyone I've talked to it was "really nice here, just last week." Apparently I missed the great weather - even though I was here last week too. I must have been inside, kickin' it free style at The Florida Room. Hell, that's why they make Vitamin D tablets - sunshine in a bottle. The same can be said for the cheap PBR.

The Florida Room
435 North Killingsworth Street
Portland, OR. 97253

[Photo Credit: So cool, you need two.]

Sacramento, California - Deep Dish Outside Of Chicago?

zeldas.jpgZelda's Gourmet Pizza is a beloved Sacto institution. The entrance of the building is a nondescript cement entryway with an unmarked door. But inside? Oh, my god! Christmas lights adorn nearly every inch of this place year 'round. The dark wood paneling and cozy booths are perfect for a romantic evening - but not a first date. Unless you want your new paramour to see you take down a deep dish pepperoni pizza. Who am I to say? Maybe you're the type who wants to get everything out on the table, so to speak. Nothing wrong with that! Zelda's demands that you check your attitude at the door - and they're not kidding. (Their mottos are: 1. Order ahead, sit down and be grateful. 2. Your attitude determines ours.) The salty waitresses are in charge - and if they tell you something, it immediately becomes law. My boyfriend and I were looking to split a small spinach and mushroom pizza. We requested to add sausage and were denied. However, we were told that we'd be allowed to have pepperoni, on half. You don't argue and you don't complain about the wait. Don't despair though - the drinks are cheap (a glass of house red will set you back $2.50) and the salads are huge. And when the deep dish arrives, you'll be glad you kept your mouth shut. Zelda sadly isn't with us anymore, but you can be rest assured her treasured recipes (learned in Chicago, at the hands of the best) are fiercely guarded and carried out by a still-loyal staff. 

Zelda's Gourmet Pizza
1415 21st Street
Sacramento, CA. 95811

[Photo Credit: Blinded by the light - and the cheap wine.]

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